Thursday, June 10, 2010

Sears Selling "Dirty Underwear" Safe


The "Brief Safe," a pair of white underwear with a fake poop stain on it, is being offered through a merchant on Sears.com. Stash away your money in the Velcro-closure fly access. Scare away would-be burglars with the specter of skid marks:

"Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size. Color: white (and brown)."


Is this a real item to hide your money in, or a spoof/hack...or just the best idea to ever come along ever? Use it as a wearable wallet!

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