Hey, imagine you're sitting in your seat on an airplane taxing down the runway...and then see maggots falling from overhead and into your lap.
US Airways passenger Donna Adamo:
"Then I heard the word 'maggot' and that kind of got everybody creeped out...All of a sudden, I felt somebody flick the back of my hair and on the front of me came a maggot, which I flicked off me."
Flight personnel were soon alerted and an announcement made that the plane was returning to the gate because of a "minor emergency." Meanwhile...
"I felt like they were crawling all over me because it only takes one maggot to upset your world...And as they're telling us to stay calm and seated, I see a maggot looking back at me and I'm thinking, 'These are anaerobic, flesh-eating larvae that the flight attendants don't have to sit with.'"
The plane was evacuated, and the maggots traced to a container of spoiled meat in another passenger's carry-on bag. Then a crew was sent to clean those mother@$&%ing maggots off that mother@$&%ing plane.